Famed Christian apologist and professor Dr. William Lane Craig irrefutably proved God's existence today by simply pointing to a plate of freshly made fish tacos.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 8:06 pm
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What began as a fun-filled afternoon of living room hijinx ended in tragedy today, as a middle-aged father was left in intensive care at a local hospital after getting down on the floor to play with his young children.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 5:21 pm
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Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
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Taylor Swift has set the internet ablaze once again after a photographer caught the superstar out on a romantic date with Pop Tart Guy.
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 1:13 am
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From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. With so many incredible achievements for the Biden administration this year, narrowing them down was no easy task!
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 12:37 am
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Massive waves have come crashing into the California coast as the Lord in His graciousness has sent ocean waters to wash away the sidewalk poop.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 10:05 pm
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After falling into the depths of certain toasted doom, Pop Tart returned in power and glory to the land of the living as the newly minted "Pop Tart the White".
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 9:31 pm
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After suffering a record-tying 28th straight loss, basketball fans across the country and the other 29 NBA teams voted unanimously to demote the Detroit Pistons to the WNBA.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 12:33 am
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A local wife began training to join her regional women's hockey team when she discovered the grand prize for winners of the National Hockey League is a Stanley Cup.
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 4:00 pm
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Embattled former New York Congressman George Santos has landed on his feet following his ouster from the U.S. House of Representatives, with the announcement that he has been hired as a fact-checker at The New York Times.
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 3:23 am
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With news of still more lewd U.S. Congress incidents circulating, a local man reported a mysterious encounter he had in which God agreed to spare the nation's capital from divine destruction if He finds just 10 congressional staffers who have not filmed a gay sex tape in the Capit
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 8:02 pm
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In a worldwide exclusive, The Babylon Bee has obtained a complete copy of disgraced billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's client list.
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 12:54 pm
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A local man observed a peculiar late-night ritual this week, as his wife successfully put all of the children to bed, tidied up the kitchen early, and went upstairs to relax after a stressful day by settling into a hot bubble bath
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 11:46 pm
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The New York Times has sounded the alarm, issuing a dire warning to the nation: involved and loving cartoon dads could be the catalyst for an epidemic of involved and loving dads in real life.
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 3:32 pm
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In a stunning act of humility, retired wrestler and two-time WWE Hall of Fame inductee Hulk Hogan went forward during the altar call at Indian Rocks Baptist Church to be baptized
Published: Friday, March 15th, 2024 @ 12:08 am
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Although the public has long suspected visitors of the infamous "Epstein Island" were a veritable who's-who of high-ranking public officials and Hollywood celebrities, newly released court documents show that convicted human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had just one client: a black bar.
Published: Thursday, March 14th, 2024 @ 10:51 pm
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Local forty-year-old man Jim Nathanson is still trying to come to grips with the tragic reality that he never had the chance to be on the kids' game show Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?.
Published: Thursday, March 14th, 2024 @ 7:21 pm
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Thanks to a study that went viral on social media, the world learned this past week about 'menu anxiety' - which is apparently the fear of having to order food off a menu.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 1:30 pm
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Many people seem to not know this, but there are some really wonderful things about babies, and all you have to do is keep them alive to find out for yourself.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 12:28 am
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After a lengthy process to determine a new flag, the state of Minnesota unveiled its new official design, featuring a Muslim star and an inscription reading "From the River to the Sea, Dontcha Know."
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 12:09 am
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The most popular show on Netflix for young children, CoComelon made a huge splash today releasing a new song about little boys putting on dresses to dance for grown men.
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
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In a 4-3 decision, the Colorado Supreme Court will require Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips must bake a celebration cake honoring the Colorado Supreme Court's decision to remove Trump from the ballot.
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 2:27 pm
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Popular Netflix children's show CoComelon released a powerful new episode teaching that four-year-old boys should put on dresses to dance for grown men while they take pictures.
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 2:04 pm
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In a heroic effort to save American Democracy, the Colorado Supreme Court Has voted to prevent residents of Colorado from voting for their preferred candidate.
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 10:49 am
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Gone are the days when you could just ship your kids off to the public school system every day and trust them to come out still sane and reasonably educated. But what are the alternatives?
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 1:01 am
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A deceased woman's most heartfelt wishes were finally realized this week, as a local family beautifully memorialized their beloved Aunt Millie by placing a decal bearing her name in the window of their Chrysler PT Cruiser.
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 12:23 am
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ATHENS, GA — Following the murder of a Georgia college student at the hands of an illegal immigrant, police issued a statement warning women to avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border, particularly the southern border the U.S. shares with Mexico.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 10:59 am
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The former chairwoman of the Republican National Committee will not remain unemployed for long following her resignation, as Ronna McDaniel has been hired at the Democratic National Committee due to her extensive experience in defeating Republicans.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:32 am
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An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays, but open on Sundays.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:14 am
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To clarify previous remarks on the nature of priestly blessings and same-sex couples, the see of Peter formally announced all such blessings are only appropriate if the priest ends the blessing by quickly adding, "No homo."
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 1:51 am
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WASHINGTON, DC — In a major win for body positivity, the Center for Disease Control released a new scale this week to help doctors inform slightly larger patients they're doing great and definitely won't die young from any sort of coronary episode.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 pm
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PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:39 pm
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A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
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After the discovery of a sprawling network of underground terror tunnels used by Hamas, it was announced that the IDF was preparing to flood the tunnels and then use comically oversized wooden mallets to whack Hamas terrorists on their heads as they popped out of the openings
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 2:54 pm
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